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Masters of Dance (and the Universe)!
Oct. 5th, 2017 11:11 amOkay, I want to know who came up with the idea for this ad and how on earth they pitched it to their bosses:
Cthulhu fhtagn
May. 30th, 2017 07:05 pm
I̙̖̭̬̻̐̋ͫ́ ̨́͏͍̟̭̬̰̠ḥ̢̠͖͕̱̻ͣ͗̿͋̽ͧ̾͘ä̡̧̝̫̖͕́̓͜v̸̩̻̲̭̞ͮ͛͒̈͋̈́̓͆͂͟͜e̵͕̺͎̰̱̲̙̒̾͆̇̈́̾̋͌͞ ͚͓̠̮͙̔ͮ̆̍ͥ͒͗͟d̘̘̠͚̖̑̑͞i̧̛͂̈́͏̩̩͇ş̷̻͕̫̱̱͙̳̲͂͛̈ͣͩ̃c̨͓̫͈͎̦̪̲ͫ̋ͩͭͅȯ̖̣̇v̛̰̝̪̌͑e̦̪͕̩̘͇̫̗͇ͭ͆̿͑ͧͬͬ̓ȓ͎̞̠̜̲̠͔̦̤ͩ̌̉͋́͋͒͘e̍̇ͩ̽͆̂̊ͣ҉̝̘͓̮͖̻d̩̠͐̊͊ͫ̽ͣ͒̋̈
̶̻̟̩̗̼̹̓̔̈́̈̐ͤ̚H͎̳̰̞̦̜͔͖̝̍̔o̩̭̙͚͉͔̺̗͇ͭ͢w̨̙̥͇͎ͥͣ̃̔̋͂̑ ̡̛ͧͭ̌̌̓͂͊̒͏̲ṫ̸̫̪͍̩͖̻̆͝o͎͇̘̯̲̞̤͊͐̊̀́͝ ̛̦̥͈͖̜̞̙̺̂̈ͤͭ͋̋̚̕͘m͎̜̳̩ͩͪ̑̉͗̀̉̕͝ȁ̡̢̫̖̺̘͈̗̗͓̹̋ͪ͗k̅́͆̐́҉̨̹̺͚̱̳̦e͔̖̪̳̩̟̹̊̊ͦ͆̅ ̮͍̣ͮ̆y̹͚̝̞̲̝͔̱͓͒̈̀́ŏ͒̈́̑ͫ͒͏̳̙̘̗͔̥̫͉͝ͅu͔̣͈̤̙̻̅̑͌̎̽͘͢r͔̭̲͊͊ͦͫ̐͋́͡ ̀́҉͙̼̹̘̪͟͡w̢̪̜͚̻͍̠͗̓͑͒͊̚ͅͅṙ̲̹̀ǐ̺͖͚͉ͬ̈͗̓̽̒͋́t̖̭̠̼ͣ͌̔̔̆ͨ͞i̗̟̲̝̦̻̿̍̇͡n͖͕̏ͅg̨̻̱̼̐̋͊͠ͅ ̴̶̺͕͇̻̺͉ͧ̄͌̿̓̃ͩͨͮ̃͊͢͢al̡͖͚̖̃ͭ͒ͅḽ̷̭͍ͭ ̵͛̈ͫ̏̈̚҉̧̥̮͎̼̫̙̩̰W͓̓̿e̡̪̯͍͖̳̪͆̄ͦ̑͑ͦͤï̄̿̐̀ͨ͘҉̭̥̻̣̭̣̥̯r̊̓ͯ̉ͮ̎ͣ̀͐͏̤̱d̨͇͕̊̿̄ͧ̎͟
̝̩͉̫̝̮̆̊ͤȦ̷̞̝̫̠̓ͣ̇n͐̈́̎ͭ̒́҉̘̦̦d̘̹̞̥͇̈́̄̅ͮͅͅ ̡̤̣̋̿͋n͈̠̮̈̐̐̋̃ͩ͘o͍̩̭̠̱͚͐̾ͪ͘w̡̥̳̙̟ͯ̚ ̼̻̗̎Iͤ̊̿̓̿̚҉͔̲̝͍͉̣̱̗͢'̧̗͓̣̻ͯ̋̅͑ͫͪͤm̮̤̫̺̻͊̋͋͆̒͌ͬ ͨ̏̈́̒͒̏͏̟̹͔̝̲̰͎̮m̽̈̒̍̄ͬ̃͏̼̫̥̠͓̩́͠e̴͓̣̜͎̽s̢͕̫̭̰̓̏ͬ̿͡m̸̡͚̪̜̺̥̹̻̓̉̋̈ͥͬ̋̀̚e͕̲̖͚͒r̞̘̫͍̙͋̅̓i̝̎̇ṣ̛̖̟͚̾̅ͤ͢ë̺̣̰́̐ͪ̏̋͆d͈͍̬͈̻͂̒̓̑̃́͠ͅ
Yesterday I discovered (and have been marathoning through ever since) “Hidden Almanac” - a bite-sized Night Vale-like podcast by @ursula-vernon
I’ve been listening to it since yesterday and so far I’ve heard about:
- evil pumpkins
- interdimensional garden portals
- undead car dealers
- red wombat tea
- glaring at horseradish
- Great Mime Uprising
- librarian prince
- RED WOMBAT TEA
- Steve
- holy turtle
- zucchini problems
- nightmare cheese
- Steve
- more red wombat tea
- Spice Wars
- were-pidgeons
- STEVE
- seasonal assasins
- Black Beast
- angel asylum
